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fuck im so annoyed omg to the extent im feeling as if im gonna have a mental breakdown fml why do i have this bullshit at night?!

deanandcastiel:

jaclcfrost:

jaclcfrost:

one of my main nicknames courtesy of my family is “emmy” and my uncle was like “what if you marry a guy named anthony whose nickname is tony then you’d be emmy and tony” 

and then “what if his last name was award”

and then my cousin put in “if you have a son you could name him oscar”

emmy, tony, and oscar award

oh my god

and then oscar can marry leonardo dicapro and he will have finally gotten his oscar award

toocooltobehipster:

lanactrlaltdelrey:

so my mom needed a dress for a wedding so she went to neiman marcus and tried this on and sneaked some pictures

then she showed them to my grandmother and with almost a 50 year sewing career she made an exact replica of the dress for her

no one tops my grandma tbh

sewing game too strong

“You’ve kept him alive so that he can die at the proper moment. You’ve been raising him like a pig for slaughter.”